In a sad day for the club, reports have been confirmed in todays Bicester Advertiser that a player believed to be from MGCC was reported to have simulated a ‘sexual act’ towards an unsuspecting group of females at a charity fashion show last night. The player who is yet to be identified was described as having a distinctive laugh, very nicely gelled black/greyish hair, a crab-like side step and wearing elasticated waist shorts, a rather fetching polo shirt and a lovely sweater wrapped around his neck.
Shocked onlookers were said to be disturbed by the ‘sexual gesture’, which without going into too much graphic detail involved the individual emerging from the gents toilets and grinding his waist and ‘private areas’ in the direction of the audience. The culprit was then seen heading off towards the town centre in a lovely pair of sandels with a rucksack believed to contain womens clothes taken from the event!
One shocked female, Suzanne Boyle said “It was a scary moment for all of us, despite his wonderful dress-sense, the sexual nature in which he paraded himself was disturbing for all that were there. We all just hope he is caught and locked up in the local prison where he belongs!”.
The case continues…
